Anyone up for some pizza jokes?

[Alan]

Pizza nights are always better with friends and some laughs! Let me start with a pizza joke I found online:

I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today. I burned 2000 calories.

Now let's hear yours!

 

[applesauce_01]

That one got me! My turn: What do you call a fake pizza? A pepper-phoney.

 

[MonsterRC]

Here’s one: What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.